Well, ain't all of them shitty?
I was told that there'll be one not to hate-
but it's too far away yet,
the eighth.
Meanwhile, fuck! 3:37 PM yet. Let's keep on answering the big 800 crappy questions, just to pass time in this shithole of a dead end job.
201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
Dunno. Have a special email just for spam and registering into sites that'll spam me even if I ask them not to, like commercial stores and so on.
202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
Czech. Then I'd be able to move there, get the fuck outta this shithole called Brazil.
203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?
Seriously? Hitler. I'd love to see what would have happened if he hadn't killed himself.
204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
No, most of my terror came from the TV.
205) Do you like clowns?
Nope. I'd love to punch a clown.
206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
From the material I've seen so far, I'd say BBC would be my answer, if I were british.
207) Have you ever been surfing?
Yes. Terribly, though. 8 degrees of far-sightdness doesn't help any surfer. And ever since I've 'fixed' my eyes, I haven't touched a surfboard. Life, how I hate you and your fucking ironies.
208) Have you ever been snowboarding?
Nope. And I think I'll never do such a thing.
209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
I'll gonna be honest - I don't know shit about Elvis' early material, who is said to be quite good. But I like the Beatles, specially their latest albums. I can't answer this properly, without knowing Elvis, though.
210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
Czech beef Goulash is awesome. Specially with a lot of paprika.
211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?
Argentina. Fuck Argentina.
212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
Depends on the mood. Right now, I'd be blasting Soundgarden's "Ty Cobb" at full volume, if I could.
213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
I dunno. Tere were so many I loved back in my day...Ghostbusters would be a favorite, definitely.
214) Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes. When I feel stupid enough to do it.
215) Are you a clean or messy person?
I'm Foul Bachelor Frog. Need I say more?
216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
Fuck monopoly to HELL - what a fucking BORING board game.
217) Can or Do you still play twister?
Never had.
218) Can you play chess?
Very poorly.
219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
I can't dance. At all.
220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
What the fuck difference does it make?
221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?
Yes.
222) and did you win?
I did not "win" as in FIRST PLACE, but I won something. A box of bubblegum that was confiscated by my mother - I was 4 or 5 years old at the time.
223) Do you like poetry?
If it's any good, I do.
224) Are you a bad loser?
Yes. I get real fits of rage by losing.
225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?
Ice cream, of course.
226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?
Does cheesecake counts as a pie? Nope, it's a cake, you idiot. Well then...I dunno, Quiche Lorraine?
227) Whats your most used phrase?
"I knew it wouldn't work."
228) Whats your most used word?
"No."
229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
Nobody, because who the fuck would want to watch a shitlife unfolding? Let alone make a movie out of it.
230) What would your dream job be?
A tattoo artist.
231) Which song do you hate the most?
There are literally THOUSANDS of bad songs around. And I'm not even keeping up with the current musical scene, who is said to be one of the worse of humanity. I'm proud to have never, ever listened to Justin Biba or Nicki Minojo.
232) How long does it take you to get ready?
Not long, I'd say. If the clothes and everything else is already choosed, then a bath and get dressed...around 20 minutes, I'd say.
233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?
Dunno. But I'm pretty grateful for all the people in the computer universe. Ah, there's your answer: the internet.
234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?
Er...nothing?
235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?
Their so-called "logic" during arguments and such.
236) Who's your favourite Comedian?
At the moment, I can only think of Richard Ayoade. Always choose Moss. Always be Moss.
237) What's your favourite board game?
None.
238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
I got a pet dragon. He's my life, and my life is his.
239) Do you have any superstitions?
Thinking that "everything will definitely go wrong" makes up for a superstition?
240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?
"Nobody ever really quits...A smoker's a smoker when the chips are down...and your chips are down. Much."
241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
Let's face it. Chuck Norris is almost 100 years old. Who'd win? Seriously?
242) Do you have much of an ego?
I guess. I know, for one, that I'm fucking egotist.
243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
Nope. Only imbeciles wear shades inside.
244) Are you a hat person?
Hats should make a comeback. But I dunno, I look ridiculous in everyone I've ever tried.
245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?
Verdemar.
246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
Subway.
247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?
"Fuck, 4:20 already? Well, let's get to work."
248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
A dragon. And I already have one. If you see him or not, that YOUR problem.
249) Whats your favourite type of tree?
The Larch. The larch. The larch.
250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
Let me think...I guess I'd love to see Newton Cardoso in rags.
251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
David Gilmour's 000001 Fender Stratocaster.
252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?
Nobody is named "Burian" or "Marcos" in Hollywood.
253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
You mean, North Americans or Chinese? I'd hide. Don't want anything to do with fucking wars.
254) Whats your favourite flower?
Cactii flowers are quite nice. And rare. So it makes them special, as well.
255) Do you believe in ghosts?
Nein.
256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
This is rather old. The Monster has already been exposed as a hoax by its own creator, before he died.
257) Do you believe in Aliens?
With an Universe as gigantic as this, d'you really think we'd be the ONLY planet with intelligent life?
258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
They must have something hidden, but I really don't care.
259) Which is your favourite pokemon?
No-non. Never played, never watched the cartoon, it didn't "stick" to the brazilian reality on its heyday.
260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?
Candyman, I guess. I don't really watch horror movies, so I'm pretty illiterate on this.
261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
Dunno, I'd have to try.
262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
They ain't got one? Didn't know.
263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
These are real old. They ARE a part of the union.
264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
They were smart, and kept the pound. When are these questions from? 2007?
265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
Never.
266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
I know how to make a mean roasted chicken with potatoes. Not too unique, but...it's the best I can offer.
267) Do you have any secret family recipes?
Not really.
268) Do you have any family secrets? :o
Yeah.
269) Are you good at keeping secrets?
I am.
270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
Never, and have no interest on such a thing.
271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
I've followed quite a few shows. But only a few had "proper" endings, such as Breaking Bad and Fringe. Lost sucked, The X-Files sucked at its ending, etc.
272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
Whatever. I will lose anyway.
273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
Depends on the stablishment...who makes them...etc.
274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?
Nowadays, I prefer online shopping a million times more.
275) Would you ever want to learn to fly?
A plane? Nope. Never.
276) Do you often read your horoscope?
Nope. Pure bullshit.
277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
Yeah. Bullshit.
278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?
"Brand" of newspaper? I don't even read online news, d'you think I'd waste my time reading papers?
279) Have you ever milked a cow?
Nope.
280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
Oh yeah, I'm that old already. Near the big 40.
281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
I hate 'em.
282) Which was the greatest Empire?
I'm not good at ancient history...The Roman Empire? Dunno.
283) Whats the cleverest word you know?
Preposterous! I dunno.
284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand?
Whatever. Don't care much for brands, only if they last long enough to justify the purchase.
285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?
Nope.
286) Who's your favourite Superhero?
Don't really care for superheroes.
287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?
Walter White, most definitely.
288) What was the last Album you purchased?
Uahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - is this so ancient they didn't know about torrents?
289) What was the last DVD you purchased?
See previous answer.
290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?
A T-Shirt, I think.
291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes?
Wat??
292) Do you ever make your own greetings cards?
I did, at school.
293) Do you have a swiss army knife?
Got two. Had 3, but the imbecile here has lost one.
294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
Santa's not real?????
295) Whats your favourite fruit?
Pineapple.
296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?
Many times, but involving videogame actions, not real life.
297) Do you buy from charity shops?
Don't even know if we got such a thing round here.
298) Have you ever sold your services?
Not yet, but judging from things, one of htese days I'll become a whore, indeed.
299) Have you ever raised money for charity?
Nope.
300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?
Nope.
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(I also received a most unexpected visit from my ex-one-of-the-best-friends-I-had, and had to keep at a low profile up here in the attic. Thankfully, they did not stick around and are gone.)
(Sorry my good sir. You are not forgiven. At least, not yet.)
