Well, I got home, but I'm fucking breaking down. Can't see Gideon as he once was - alive and twirling around. Just a block of carved wood. It made me cry. I'm fucked up beyond belief. Never thought I could go from heaven to hell in such short notice - or no notice at all.
I'm a wreck, but while I digest my meal, I'll try to answer the second part of that endless questionnaire - you know, just to try and distract my distraught mind.
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
Coffee and cigarrettes for starters, later bread with cream cheese or margerine.
102) Do you like scary movies?
Nah.
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
Passionfruit is quite good.
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
Nope.
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
Dunno. Never timed, and I'm sure as hell not gonna do it now.
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
107) Have you ever tried archery?
Yes.
108) Whats your favourite condement?
Don't know how "manjericão" is called in english.
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
Clean.
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
Motherfucker.
111) Whats your least favourite word?
Benign.
112) What was the last film you saw?
"Analyze That", the sequel to "Analyze This", with De Niro and Billy Crystal.
113) What football team do you support?
None.
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
Three weeks.
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
Blah. We have 30 stories buildings here, at most. So, it doesn't even count. Fuck this.
116) Do you have any scars?
Yup.
117) Do you like marmite?
Can't eat it or I will die. For real. Becuse it got tons of tyramine. 6mg is enough to kill me. Even though, I'd really love some of that shit, right now. All I need now, all I got left is a fucking possibility of a fatal stroke. Giime some, motherfucker! Come back here!
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
Sports? HA!
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
A normal person.
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I would be normal, sane. Not this fuckup of a defective brain owner. Fuck this shit to hell.
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
Dunno how long exactly, but it covered my butt. So, pretty long.
123) Are you scared of flying?
Yes.
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I'd just settle for a fucking undamaged, normal brain. I'll give all my looks(if I ever got one at all) for that.
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
Nein.
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
Never.
127) Are you reliable?
I suppose, if you're my friend or I care about you in a special way. The rest can fuck themselves.
128) Are you proud of yourself?
Never have been, never will be.
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Nope.
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
"You're still the same piece of shit as always, innit?"
131) Do you hold grudges?
Yes.
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
I'm not feeling creative enough to come with a witty response, so fuck off.
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?
I don't. My family does.
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?
Nope.
135) Have you ever played conkers?
Played what now?
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?
Some nonsense about how we guys put our dicks on our underwear - to the left or to the right? I mean, what the fuck?
137) Are you much of a gambler?
No.
138) Are you much of a daredevil?
Nope.
139) Are you a good liar?
I'm a liar, but I dunno if any good.
140) Are you a good judge of character?
I guess not. Some people still surprise me with some dark side I'd never thought they'd have at all.
141) Are you any good at charades?
Nein.
142) How long could you go without talking?
Forever.
143) What has been your worst haircut/style?
My present one - skinhead. But I've decided that it will be "skinhead november" for me.
144) Can you iceskate?
Never been to anywhere withat kinda temperature.
145) Can you summersault?
Nein.
146) Whats your favourite joke?
My life. It's my favourite fucking joke.
147) Whats been your best present?
Gideon.
148) Whats been your worst present?
Some horrible t-shirt from my clueless sister...
149) Have you ever sleepwalked?
Nope.
150) Can you build a house of cards?
Never tried, but I guess not.
151) Whats your favourite TV advert?
An old one, from Honda, there was this fatty guy singing, "Eu acordei, fui pra minha cama, pus o meu pijama e depois dormi." - it was funny as hell.
152) Can you play poker?
Can't play cards at all.
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?
This is a work of fiction. First off, I will never have a partner, "I will be an old sad man dead in front of computer porn" - and secondly, I never ever gave two shits about what my parents think.
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?
Nope.
155) Have you ever baked your own cake?
Yep.
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?
Eh?
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?
I can't remember.
158) What would be your dream sandwich?
It's called " the subway I used to order when I could eat normally at subway".
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
Not a good impersonator.
160) Can you do any accents other than your own?
Always sound lame.
161) Do you have a strong local accent?
Yes, from what people from other states have informed me.
162) Whats your favourite accent?
British.
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?
Eh? As in tic tac toe? Fuck this shit.
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
Black.
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?
Man, I can't remember, because the last thing I recorded was on VHS, so...you'll understand if I don't remember at all, dontcha?
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?
A suit? I dunno.
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?
Red.
168) What do you like on your toast?
Apricot jelly.
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?
Bars. I'm old-school.
170) How do you have your eggs?
Over easy.
171) Whats your favourite saying?
"A smoker's a smoker when the chips are down."
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?
Of course, on those odious Phys. Ed. classes.
173) and did you win?
I generally lose at everything I lay my hands on.
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
Nope.
175) What do you have on your fridge door?
What, d'you want the inventory? Fuck you. Condiments and shit.
176) Do you love or hate myspace?
Myspace still exists?
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
My sister.
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?
Well, the last time I went trick or treating was never. So it doesn't bloody count, does it?
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?
Once.
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?
Dunno.
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?
I guess I took one of those ridiculous selfies, to show my shaved head.
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?
I don't draw no more. Fuck off.
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?
Nope.
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?
Coffee brewing.
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?
Nope.
186) What was your favourite birthday?
Back in 2005, it was awesome.
187) Can you curl your tounge?
Nope, hence I cannot blow bubbles of gum.
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
Innie.
189) What would be your dream car?
This again? A Jaguar, or a Mustang.
190) Are you left or right handed?
Right.
191) What was the last book you read?
"The Silence Of The Lambs"
192) What was the last song you danced to?
I don't dance.
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?
Yes.
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?
Nope.
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?
A what now?
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My former psychologist.
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?
Yes.
198) Are you scared of spiders?
Not really.
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?
Never tried, but I don't think so.
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?
Nope.
Fucking thing is still here, wrecking my head. Fuckety fuck, let me tell you, what the hell.
