No wonder I'm fucking broke.
Ah, what the fuck. Let's see if there is ANY question of real value int his bullshit I've found around the net:
301) Is the glass half full or half empty?
Half empty, and there's piss inside.
302) Is the grass greener on the other side?
Always, because it's fertilized with bullshit.
303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise?
It sure does. Of course it does. Fucking stupid "enigma" is such a bullshit. If I leave the room, and leave my guitar improperly leaned on something, when it falls, will it break? Of course it will. The same thing as the fucking tree: not only it falls, it does a lot of noise, and damage. Fuck whoever made up this so-called "enigma".
304) Why does it always rain on me?
Because I'm me, and not everyone else. It HAS to rain on me. Always.
305) Have you ever sailed a boat?
Yeah. Boats are boring, though. At least I don't see anything special about them.
306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter?
Wait until I muster the strength to watch all eight million movies first, to answer that.
307) Do you do your utmost for the environment?
Nope. I almost don't really give a shit no more. If there's one thing I've learned in Bio, is that we're fucked, no matter what we do. The humankind WILL exterminate itself at some point. But life will continue, somehow. Nature always find a way.
308) Do you love or loather Eurovison?
Never watched, but it seems to be a pretty shitty thing to watch, indeed. Just like the Emmys, Grammys, Oscars and so forth. I hate TV.
309) Have you ever weilded a sword?
Yeah, but I guess if I had to fight on a war that your main weapons were medieval ones, I'd be dead in less than a minute.
310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you?
Me? Famous? Only if "The biggest loser" finds me. Nah, that wouldn't work, because it is a program about losing weight. Well, anyhow, stop dreaming. Ask me a serious question, assface.
311) Whats your favourite type of fish?
"Celacanto," in portuguese or Latimeria sp.
312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?
It all depends on how they are cooked.
313) Whats the ultimate cake topping?
Creamy chocolate glazing, I dunno.
314) Do you like marzipan?
Marzipan? (google) Well, I've never had it, so I dunno.
315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins?
Wat?
316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?
Guitar baby, all my six-stringed ladies agree with me.
317) Can you erect a tent?
Modern tents are quite easy to build. Now, the ones from the 70s that we used to have....man, they weight a thousand kilos and you'll need a rubber hammer for the spikes and etc. I've did it once. Hard as hell.
318) Do you suck or bite lollipops?
I suck! Repeat afeter me, "I suck!" and you'll suck less. What? I dunno.
319) Have you ever used the yellow pages?
People my age - all of them have used them yellow pages at some point during the 80s or the 90s.
320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it?
I don't have one anymore, excluding my phone. But I really don't intend to use it as a mp3 player...
321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?
We do have vinyl and cassette tapes at our place - but we don't use them anymore.
322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film?
Yeah, laying around somewhere I can't remember right now.
323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have?
None. Pirate Bay, bitch!
323) Approximately how many Albums do you have?
I do have some CDs. But don't listen to them in CD players no more. I've got it all on mp3 anyways. As always, Pirate Bay, biatch!
324) Do you talk to yourself?
Sometimes, specially when I'm angry.
325) Do you sing to yourself?
Not that much. Fucking hate my voice.
326) Do you know any identical twins?
I have, just don't remember when or where or why or ...what were we talking about?
327) Have you ever given blood?
Nope - tattoo bearers have so many restrictions so I just said, "fuck you then".
328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig?
I've been a fucking guinea pig for nearly 20 years while fighting depression, tried several drugs until I got it kinda right, this year.
329) Whats your favourite radio station?
Radio? RADIO? Fuck radio.Can't stand any station.
330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?
Omega.
331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates?
Is "dying" an option? Because I'd rather be dead than ride those things.
332) Have you ever written a love letter?
To whom? Are you fucking crazy?
333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year?
38 years of card-less "Look-I-gotta-spend-some-money-on-my-girlfriend-because-there's-this date-that-commerce-made-up-that-commands-me-to-do-it" In short, never.
334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons?
Are you fucking kidding me? DRAGONS, no doubt.
335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies?
Yeah, but it always turned out kinda wrong.
336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream?
See previous answer.
337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?
English. But so badly, most of it I got by myself, listening to music, plying those 90s PC RPGs with walls of text rather than endless cinematics.
338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?
Are you an imbecile? Which language is this, fucking french?
339) Do you know CPR?
Nope.
340) Do you have any swimming badges?
Swimming badges? As in awards? If so, nope.
341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?
I prefer the Astrological Clock in Prague.
342) How tall is the tallest person you know?
I don't go around measuring tall people I know. I guess the tallest oughtta be 2 meters.
343) Have you ever got lost in a maze?
Only in videogames. Have you ever tried to play "Eye of The Beholder 2"? Now that shit is confusing. I can't really say how the FUCK I got to end that game.
344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?
Does parrots count?
345) Have you ever ridden a camel?
Never. And I plan to keep it that way. I don't wanna go nowhere near where they are part of the local fauna.
346) Whats your opinion on rats?
They taste good with broccoli. And a little cilantro.
347) Have you ever been to a gym?
I have a gym of my own. Not quite as equiped like a paid one, but I'd rather work out there than anywhere else. I got to choose IF I really want to work out, I get to choose the music, there is no one there but me (People! What a bunch of bastards!), so it's kickass. I can even get naked if it's too hot. And I'm slowly improving my "installations"...
348) Have you ever been in a helicopter?
Never.
349) Have you ever cheated at a test?
Quite a lot, but only when I began at Bio. That stupid class on physics we had, I cheated on 90% of the tests. Got a D, but who said I'd care?
350) Have you ever ridden a tractor?
Not that I remember...my dad wouldn't allow us near this kinda machinery.
351) Are you a gossip?
Wait, what? Am I a gossip? Or am I a person who enjoys gossiping? Either way, no, I'm not "a gossip" neither a person who engages in gossipíng.
352) Have you ever cried at a film?
Of course. Several films. Last one was "A Brilliant Mind", that I watched again after so many years. The scene with the pens made me genuinely touched.
353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible?
I fucking hate being sick. I often try to ignore it and do the usual things I do, but sometimes it's fucking impossible. I don't like being on a bed all day, no matter how strange that sounds.
354) Do you need to write down things to remember them?
Sometimes I leave notes around me, in places I won't miss to check on them - like, on top of my boots.
355) Do you keep a diary/journal?
Well, I have this thing, that sometimes act like a journal, and I got another somewhere else on the net as well (I'm not telling) to put on my thoughts. But it ain't exactly a journal...
356) Are you scared of thunderstorms?
I'm only scared them lightning bolts might damage my computer or my other stuff plugged to the wall.
357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?
Not that unusual...I'm fucking afraid of heights. Would never, ever, try bungee jumping or anything of the sort.
358) Whats your favourite disney movie?
"The Straight Story" - I bet no one have heard about this one. And yes, it's Disney, and not only that, it's directed by no one else than David Lynch.
359) Have you ever slept in a caravan?
Nope, unless it's a "Caravan" - that car we used to have in the 80s.
360) Have you ever painted a house?
I've painted a whole apartment once. But not a house.
361) Have you got green fingers?
Well, all the definitions on Urban Dictionary confused me about what the fuck "green fingers" mean. So, sod off.
362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?
The larch. The larch. The larch.
363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock?
The what now?
364) Do you always wear identical socks?
I certainly try to. But if I dont find their exact pairs, fuck it. I'll wear different types of socks any given day. Shamelessly.
365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy?
Yes. "People! What a bunch of bastards!"
366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid?
Yes. Why not?
367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?
Yeah. Man, these questions are really dumb. I'll have to try to find some more insightful ones.
368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)
Never watched it. But I kinda hate musicals, so I gues I wouldn't like it.
369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice?
Only north american idiot kids don't know how to make orange juice. They think it comes from boxes, and they DARE to call that THING orange juice. Because I assure you, it's not. It's some sorta poison.
370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon?
What for? Are you nuts?
371) Have you ever licked a battery?
Yeah, to check if there was any power left.
372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band?
I got no aim at all - for anything at all.
373) Have you ever played golf?
Ick. No, thanks.
374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?
Zoroastro Quicanez de Castro.
375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?
What, like when I bathe? At night.
376) Have you ever danced in the rain?
Incredibly, yeah. A rather silly day that was.
377) Do you like long or short hair?
Short. I've had long hair twice - it's too much trouble keeping up with that shit. To be honest, I'm rather enjoying having almost no hair at all.
378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?
Oh yeah, at that ridiculous scene that you gotta perform in order to be dismissed from military service.
379) Have you ever walked into a wall?
Have you ever been drunk?
380) Whats your favourite precious metal?
Gold, of course. I wished I had 100 kilos of that.
381) Whats your favourite precious stone?
Acquamarine, I guess.
382) Could you ever hunt your own meal?
Let's put it this way - if I ever found myself lost at a jungle, I will walk in circles until I die of starvation or thirst. Got zero surival skills.
383) Have you ever read any comics?
Of course - Disney, Calvin and Hobbes, Asterix, to name a few. Didn't care for the superheroes scene, I'm afraid. So no DC or Marvel.
384) Where do you like to go to on a first date?
I thought we were talking about reality here.
385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?
How about both, intersected million times over uniform but degrading color patterns - or, like you call it, "plaid"?
386) Have you ever baked your own bread?
Nope. My brother tried. Turned out horrible.
387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?
That shit must be a kind of margerine of sorts - not the same thing but an acceptable replacement.
388) Can you name all 50 American states?
Sure. Can you name ONE town in a 100km radius off Belo Horizonte?
389) Have you ever owned a goldfish?
Yeah. It died. Suicide.
390) What was your favourite school subject?
Biology, unfortunately. It meant my doom career-wise.
391) What was your least favourite school subject?
Anything involving math. And I loathe myself to hate these subjects, or else I could've done something really useful with the time I'd spent on university.
392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation?
Of course. Elevators are the best.
393) Have you ever played the bongos?
Yeah, but I'm no good at percussion.
394) Have you ever handled a snake?
I've killed one. Does it count?
395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?
Yeah, my bed, my brother's TV armoire...it's not that hard if you've got the right tools handy.
396) When did you last go to the beach?
2007.
397) When if ever did you last go to london?
Never.
398) What do you do to cool down when its hot?
I get naked, if I am in my Tower. And the other only place you'll find me is at my job - and we get air-conditioners there.
399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
Sorry, but I fail to remember ever eaten something THAT unusual. To be honest I find Japanese cuisine to be of that kind, even though for many it's the most delicious meal. Well, now I can politely refuse any invite to consume such a food, because of my medication. Soy sauce kills me.
400) Do you have a favourite mug?
Nope. Anything will do. I use one of Vick's medicine at the office. At home, I have several written "Happy Birthday" on them. Whatever. It'd have to be a dragon-mug to be my favourite, I guess.
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So there. Another hundred, and it just seems to get worse. Sigh...
