Time To Relax.

Well, since it seems that my fucked up brain it's back on its tracks, let's do some more of these shitty questions, just to wind off.

First off, there are these fifty ones:

1.What's your favourite Dr. Seuss book?

I am not from north america, so, I've never read any.

2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

So many shows, never paid much attention to them scenarios. I guess one of the apartments from "Friends" would suffice.

3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

Three fucking weeks.

4.What's your favourite Barry Manilow song?

Who the fuck is that?

5.Who's your favourite Muppet?

Not. An. North. American. None.

6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

Quitting smiking. But I fell off the wagon, so it's basically pointless.

7.What's your favourite Web site?

[censored]

8.What's your favourite school supply?

Pencils? I guess.

9.Who's your favourite TV attorney?

Saul Goodman, of course! "Better call Saul!"

10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Eh...I dunno if Retiro Das Pedras is that far, but it's the farthest I've ever been in...I dunno, six or seven years? Maybe even more.

11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?

We don't have many of these round here, so...nothing.

12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?

 

I was at a bus stop near my job when I first heard about it.

13.What's your favourite tree?

The Larch!

14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?

Hmmm...never read a biography. I'm more interested in stories rather than the life of this specific human.

15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

An ICU at the hospital, because if I eat chinese, I'll die or have a stroke.

16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?

Woody Wodpecker's extra for the episode of the waterfall. You know, the guys with yellow coats cheering at the barrel as it falls.

17.What's your least favourite word?

Benign.

18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

GTFO you're not american!

19.Who's your favourite Care Bear?

Are you fucking serious? Fuck off.

20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Yesterday's surge of panic attacks in the middle of the night.

21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

It would be...nowhere near Africa. No way.

22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?

Pork chop, integral rice, beans and salad.

23.Where do you go for advice?

Wish I knew. Everywhere I go, crappy advice abounds.

24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Dictionary.

25.Have you ever been snorkelling? Scuba diving?

Nein.

26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Yeah.

27.What's the sickest you've ever been?

Haven't been that sick in ages...a week of sinusitis? Something like that.

28.What's your favourite form of exercise?

Weightlifting.

29.What's your favourite Cyndi Lauper song?

Uahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?

Can't remember. I guess nothing special.

31.Are you afraid of heights?

Yeah, a lot.

32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?

Not on this lifetime, never ever, no!

33.What's your favourite newspaper?

My favourite newspaper is...none.

34.What's your favourite Broadway musical?

See previous answer.

35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?

Mounting a dead animal on fiberglass. It was the most entertaining class I've had on that bullshit named biology.

36.What's your favourite knock-knock joke?

"Knock-knock.

Come in."

37.What's your favourite commercial?

Honda vintage, fat guy singing "Eu acordei, fui pra minha cama, pus o meu pijama e depois dormi..."

38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?

Disney World? What for? Can't I go to Europe or somewher less appaling?

39.Do you prefer baths or showers?

You again. Showers.

40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

What?...

41.What's your favourite breakfast food?

Bacon. But I can't eat it anymore...

42.Who's your favourite game show host?

None.

43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?

You again. Teleportation.

44.Do you like guacamole?

I've only had it once, and it wasn't so bad.

45.Have you ever been in a food fight?

No. Thankfully, no.

46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)

I think I know the lyrics to every Nirvana Song, and many from Guided By Voices. Not gonna list them. Too much.

47.What's your favourite infomercial?

Er...none?

48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?

Three hours, or so.

49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?

Nothing. Plain black book.

50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?

Nope.

These people write some stupid questions, indeed.