50 questions
1: What would you name your future daughter?
Little miss nobody.
2: Do you miss anyone?
Yeah, my...real friends
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
Get in line. A lot have, and still doesn't affect my low-self-esteem.
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Yeah.
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
My half of paycheck, but I kow it'll vanish as fast as it did come.
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
I always stay in.
7: How late did you stay up last night?
Around 9 PM. I'd say.
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Yes.
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Having a petty argument, I think.
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
No.
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yeah, if my life was supposed to last half a bottle of Bailey's. Then, I'd have a stroke and die.
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
No.
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
No! I'm smoking one right now!
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Mmmmmmm.....no.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
It's one of the worst things in life.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Yeah.
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
A lot more than I'd care to count.
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
No.
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
No. Not for real, only in imagination.
20: Who did you last see in person?
My mom....I think.
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...."
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Never.
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
No, and I believe I won't ever get to see Paris.
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
'fraid not.
25: Do you use chap stick?
If I need to, yeah.
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
A sexy voice on my cell phone.
27: Are you listening to music right now?
No.
28: What is something you currently want right now?
A fucking shitload of money, endless money.
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Virtual kisses count? If so, yeah.
30: How is your heart lately?
....in shambles, yet.
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
If it's cold enough, yeah.
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Round four to five hours ago...
33: What do people call you?
Crazy.
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
A lot mot than I should have.
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
I'm not insanely rich, so...of course there are! Idiot.
36: What are you listening to right now?
The earky birds singing, it's around 5 AM.
37: What is wrong with you right now?
I'm fucking lonely. And I fear I'll still be. Forever.
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
No, it isn't. No.
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Nope.
40: What is on your wrists right now?
Nothing.
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
A mix of everything. I think.
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
NetShoes, I think.
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes. Denize.
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
In the actual, real world? Only my mom and sister.
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Not in reality.
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Sometimes...but not that often.
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I have always slept alone.
49: Have you ever been to New York?
No, and it ain't an ambition of mine. It's just a fucking big city.
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
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