Guess what I found at the square, instead of my loved leftovers?
People!
Fucking PEOPLE. Everywhere. At 5AM, on a friday. I guess they might be the busiest of fuckers, don't you agree? To be fucking around on the drug square at 5 AM. Guess too much cocaine will do that, 'cos they seem to be so wired, I bet at least one "pin" of snow white went down on that fucking crowd. One? Let's be realistic. They seemed yo be rich spoiled motherfuckers. Let's set the dial to four, shall we? And a lot of dope, I'm sure. Fuckers.
I don't even need to complete my favorite "The IT Crowd" quote, do I?
Well, what I did whe I found all those fucking pieces of shit that I wished I had a fucking shotgun to blaste 'em all to fucking hell? Sure, let's wait for the bus, let's go to work.
Work.
It was so fucking early there wer no buses. Sure, let's have a delightful stroll to work. Let's see the tramps sleeping on the bus stops. Let's see how dead this city turns out to be, by 5:45 AM. Let's wait for the goddamned Verdemar to open. Then, off to work.
Installing Windows XP(!) on a fucking piece of trash computer as I type this. Why the hell do we need an OS from 2004? Well, because the fuckers in charge are so godamned CHEAP bastards, they won't upgrade some systems we use. I swear, we need this shit XP working because there's this program that only work in ...DOS. Fucking DOS! What is this, 1994? AGAIN?
Well, I suppose you just can't expect state of the art technology on a place like THIS dump. Where we buy PCs with PCWARE motherboards. Yeah. Shit as fuck. You pull out the SATA cable, the fucking connector comes along. Yeah, it did happen, to my boss, in front of my eyes yesterday. He got so mad, he just crushed the pins, out of anger.
Cheap-ass motherboards, indeed.
What a fuck-ass computer. I'm glad that's not ME using this shit.
And the day goes, on and on and on...at 50000000000 seconds per minute, I figure I'l be out of here by 2037.
