The nicotine adhesive patch has been applied to Buriol 2.c - on demand.
Patch Notes:
-Supposedly, it will fix "Waking up breathless in the night 1.0"
-Turns out coffee a little bland. LEss caffeine consumption is expected.
-Remove Black Phlegm from the system, in about 72 hours.
-Has a limited lifetime of one day per patch, so it's supposed to be renewed by 7 AM each day.
-Removes "nicotine withdrawal funds" from the bank; less money is expected to be spent.
-Removes bad breath and/or need to brush teeth each cigarrette consumed.
-Removes the constant need of Gum 1.0 in Pocekets 1.0, due to removal of baf aftertaste.
-Supposedly healthier; lifetime is expected to extend a little longer than expected.
-If succesful, should remove Nicotine Cravings from the system in about 14 days.
-Removes a little fun out of life, but that side effect is expected.
-Itchyness is to be expected, and patch may remove itself on its own sometimes.
-Red circles to be expected where the patch has been applied.
-Bah, humbug! I'd love a fucking cigarrette with my coffee right now...
