(For those who don't know, I still consider this piece of shit year to be a mere continuation of the shittiest year EVER, 2014. Hence, the letters after the numbers.)
Pay-day 2014-A:
Me: Sweet! I got money! I'm gonna spend it all on drugs!
Pay-day 2014-B
Me: Shit, I got money. Fuck, I'm gonna have to spend it all on drugs.(meds)
Thus, it ends this sort comedy act.